boobie trap

Everyday when I say it's time for the bus,
Tanner rolls this rug at the front door to
make a boobie trap for Emma and Maddox.
He wants them to fall over it as if they don't even
see it there. everyday.

Sometimes he stands at the door and says,
'step right up bubba!'
'step right up Emma!'
OR
sometimes he hides behind the topiary tree
right by the door and wants me to say,
'Tanner isn't here. I can't find him'

They play along.
Everyday.
Like good big brothers and sisters.